Just going to the dentist this morning caused me to think about “the judgement seat”, “weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth”, and all of a sudden…watching for signs of the polka lips! How convenient!
Other funny conversation pieces while at the dentist:
- “How are your teeth ‘failin’ (feelin’)?”
- My teeth feel ‘grate’ (all that scrapin’ and stuff).
- My gums feel fine. They felt every poke, and jab.
- My teeth don’t feel fine. They don’t feel anything….which is good…or else they’d feel all that scraping and poking.
Original: The Apocalypse
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